the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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