Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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