Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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