Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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