I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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