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  • 67 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:02am
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    i would have to say this is definitely a reference to a song by morning wood while drunk. very impressive

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:18pm
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    idk about that im a helluva better texter drunk...i normally cant spell worth shit but when im drunk i ask ppl how to spell stuff cuz i know there is no way ill spell it right w/o help

  • 57 36
    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 6, 10 at 5:37am
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    This needs to be an xkcd comic.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:03pm
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    The fact that this person was able to make sense like this makes me wonder if they were drunk at all...

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:12am
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    most of my friends would find that text reasonable, and then critique the math. but most of my friends are nerds

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:36pm
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    this person is not drunk.

  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:11pm
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    This was so me Friday night, except the possibility of getting sick became a certainty in about 10 mins.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:24pm
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    two words: iPhone Autocorrect

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:19am
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    as a math major....i like this

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:53pm
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    hehe I love the mathematical logic! But indeed, the possibility would be getting closer to one

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:38am
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    How about the possiblity of me being sick is the limit of x^2 as it moves to the right

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:31pm
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    yeah blackberry spell check works wonders

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:30pm
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    If you can spell possibility and infinity correctly while texting, you are not drunk. You are wishing you were drunk, but not drunk.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:20pm
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    sometimes i keep erasing and retyping as many times as it takes to spell a word correctly when drunk

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:21pm
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    nope not necessarily true. i get ridiculously verbose when drunk. this is a typical drunken text from me

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:10pm
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    The math here is flawed if the possibility of getting more probable the possibility of getting sick would be approaching 1

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:51pm
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    You mean it's approaching 1. Probabilities are always fractions between 0 and 1.