lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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