Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize