No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You were trust falling into bushes
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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