I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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