names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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