One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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