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the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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