yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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