i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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