talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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