hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
What happened to fro yo and sex?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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