Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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