You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The power of my boobs compel you
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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