it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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