what if I'm pregnant?
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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