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  • 83 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:32pm

    Don't do it because it will make them think they climbed the ranks to "people you actually care about." You need them to stay in their position.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:56am

    I would say change the ! To a ? And the. Send it.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    I need to get my dick sucked soon

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:59am

    @3:35 haha Merry Christmas to you too!

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:53pm

    It's a mass text. Everyone knows that you sent it to everyone in your contact list. If they rhink anymore of it then that sucks for them.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:20pm

    If i were on ur 'booty call list' i would like to receive a text saying merry christmas!

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:13pm

    I'm a girl, and I texted my booty calls... I've been promised 2010's gonna be a VERY happy New Year! ]=D

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:46pm

    CORNELL baby!!! and yes, 2:32 is right. lol

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:54pm

    In soviet Russia, booty calls merry your Christmas!

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:03pm

    What kind of fucking moron sends those mass texts anyways? Oh yeah the same kind of moron that thinks this is somehow funny.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:11pm

    the answer is no, why you ask? see ref. The Bro Code the three rules to not dating a woman don't feed it after midnight(no breakfast especially not brunch), don't get it wet(don't let her shower at your place) and don't expose it to sunlight(never be seen in public during the day).

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:15pm

    pffft that would be the best christmas ever!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:12pm

    Finally someone on here used the correct form of too!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:32pm

    I agree with 3:20, i wouldn't think my position as a booty call has changed if you sent a simple text. It's simply being polite. Straight up tell me you want nothin more than sex then I'm down and leave at that and nothing more. :) though it's deffinitely over after one of us get in a relationship -girl next door

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:00am

    Yeah, if you're keeping things friendly. Like if you would actually stop to say hi if you saw them out.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:05am

    If you want to fuck them again yes, if not say see ya new years

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:26pm

    Yes- it might open a door for later

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:29pm

    yeahhhh reppin da 607!!!

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:48pm

    this has gotta be Cortland. save yourself the service charges and don't bother.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:41pm

    You're not SUPPOSED to, but hey, why not be polite?

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:49am

    My booty call sent it to me this morning. I was on the fence about whether to send it to him or not. Have to say I was surprised....

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:50pm

    I want make you my fuck-boy. I want mouthrape you.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:49pm

    i was thinking the same thing....

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:14pm

    noooo because it makes them think it might be going somewhere, they'll prob read into it

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:06pm

    I got a mass text from this guy I went out with once, he couldn't spell "everyone" or "merry".... never dating him again........

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:07am

    Figures this would be my area code. Haha.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:39pm

    It's only okay if they send it to you first then you're in the clear

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:31pm

    I wonder the same thing...

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:17pm

    yeahhh reppin dat 607!!!!!!!

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:14pm

    Numero unoooo! <3333

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:05pm

    i would seperate them into a different mass text

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:51pm

    Durka-durka bomb durka-durka Osama durka durka

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:22pm

    @ 9:11am im a girl and totally agree with you!! I would never send a text to a booty call, if its just sex he aint gonna give a shit about getting a text like that, would just make him think you're clingy!! and 2:11pm haha nice gremlins reference!!

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:16am

    Only if you're hoping to get some Xmas dick/pussy.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:35pm

    @3:32 Glad your on my side chick.(: Merry Christmas Ms.Booty Call!