a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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