Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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