You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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