I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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