dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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