Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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