Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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