windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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