So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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