Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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