So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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