I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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