Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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