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  I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.

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• It's only an accident if he tripped over the rug and just happened to land dick first in your vagina.

  Submitted by goodhead50 on Aug 27, 13 at 5:54pm

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  • came here to say EXACTLY this.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 27, 13 at 7:45pm

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• Oh FFS. First, figure out how YOU feel about what happened. Good, bad, indifferent? Do you want to try to reframe the relationship with your roommate as possibly your SO, or as a fuckbuddy, or just "let's go back to being roommates and pretend this never happened"? Then go out in the hall, talk to your roommate, ask him how HE feels, and deal with him and with what happened like two adults already. Sheesh.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 27, 13 at 7:48pm

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• "accidentally", right

  Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Aug 27, 13 at 12:34pm

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• Or just walk out naked and drop to your knees and see what happens.

  Submitted by MILF68 on Aug 27, 13 at 8:31pm

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• Right...just like you "accidentally" let him cum in you.

  Submitted by rikie83 on Aug 27, 13 at 11:16pm

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• Wasn't aware dihidrogenmonoxide had a shelf life...

  Submitted by AngrySailor on Aug 27, 13 at 10:42pm

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• How do you 'accidentally' fuck? Jesus, lay off whatever you're on!

  Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 30, 13 at 2:16pm

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• Accidentally? No.

  Submitted by ooosnapple on Aug 27, 13 at 9:50pm

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