She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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