May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
as a side note pls kill me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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