i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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