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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 16, 11 at 7:46pm

    you know, there are some things that are best left unsaid. this text is one of those things.

  • 94 30
    Submitted by krich2nd on Sep 16, 11 at 4:41pm

    cum again :D

  • 87 33
    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Sep 16, 11 at 7:17pm

    This is a mass text.

  • 88 42
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 16, 11 at 3:00pm

    This person must work for an airline.

  • 73 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 11 at 6:40pm

    Who does this

  • 68 29
    Submitted by Bloomfield on Sep 17, 11 at 9:56am

    And, with your 10th ride, you get a complimentary case of herpes.

  • 62 31
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 16, 11 at 6:06pm

    First one's always free.

  • 65 40
    Submitted by stranger on Sep 16, 11 at 2:32pm

    Wonderful....

  • 61 40
    Submitted by deckswife on Sep 16, 11 at 5:56pm

    you better hope you're really good in bed...

  • 57 39
    Submitted by grenadewizard on Sep 16, 11 at 7:24pm

    she mentions bartering then "patronage". anyone else's thoughts go to trading patron for sexual favors?

  • 52 31
    Submitted by smumoi on Sep 17, 11 at 10:28am

    She may be a prostitute, but at least she's an educated prostitute.

  • 52 39
    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 17, 11 at 6:45pm

    that's called dating

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 16, 11 at 9:27pm

    Why would anyone want to visit her filthy hole after reading that..?

  • 48 41
    Submitted by wildness on Sep 16, 11 at 7:35pm

    thirteenth

  • 38 32
    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 18, 11 at 7:04pm

    No thanks. I already got what I wanted from you.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by hooker72005 on Sep 19, 11 at 9:38pm

    Is there a group rate?

  • 30 34
    Submitted by justrollwithit on Sep 18, 11 at 9:47am

    Anybody but me think dealer first?

  • 54 83
    Submitted by sleete on Sep 16, 11 at 3:59pm

    Whore much?

    • 36 38
      Submitted by ViolentMilk on Sep 16, 11 at 4:25pm

      Uptight bitch much?

      • 30 42
        Submitted by gunsnammo on Sep 16, 11 at 5:51pm

        She's bartering her sexual services to him. That's the definition of a whore.

  • 21 24
    Submitted by SBJG on Nov 28, 11 at 10:34pm

    Oh and it wasn't a mass text :)

  • 21 29
    Submitted by SBJG on Nov 28, 11 at 10:31pm

    Funny thing is this was sent to me... and I'm the girl.

  • 24 47
    Submitted by bosoxgrrl23 on Sep 18, 11 at 1:40am

    Longest tfln ever.... Just sayin

  • 33 87
    Submitted by stranger on Sep 16, 11 at 2:33pm

    FIRST