so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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