The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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