So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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