i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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