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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:20pm

    kind of puts a new spin on colonel mustard in the library with the candlestick.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:16pm

    You "God hates gays" morons need to stfu. Like anyone, let alone gays, gives a shit about you and your imaginary friend. Get a real life--or at least go back to wackin it to the scuzzy porn you've got bookmarked. Fuck off.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:08pm

    2:14 is the reason people think Texans are idiots. Get out of my state.

  • 98 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:14pm

    If God hates gays, why are we so cute?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:13pm

    Hahaha. Now this is a text from last night.

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:25pm

    Fucking hilarious!!!! Finally after weeks of fake and unfunny texts. Good luck!

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:47pm

    FIRST!! lulzjk Anyways, good luck figuring out what he put in your ass. We've all been there. ...okay, not me, but still. ...good luck with your ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:15pm

    Aaahahahahahahaha!!!! Sounds like a fun game!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:52pm

    7:47, You're an absolute dumbass. -4:08

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:27pm

    People who put "first" for everything.. Get a fuckin life!!!

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:48pm

    ^i've had 3 texts make it to this site. All real.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:49pm

    I think he put in a big fat dick and a load of jizz....and probably a new STD

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:06pm

    Once I met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -sasqatch

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:07am

    3 thumbs up.... Yes I said 3! O.o

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:12pm

    It was the professor, with the candle stick, in the pooper.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:42pm

    Texas is the devil's taint

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:58pm

    Has anyone else seen the Colt McCoy blowjob video. Pretty awesome.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:32pm

    Fuck this. U know exactly what happened last night, ur just too ashamed to admit that you slept with a totally sober hobo and you loved it. Your sad u dumb cunt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:57pm

    Sounds Iike you guys are my kinda guys. -not Texan

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:21pm

    sounds like MY weekend...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:11pm

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:14pm

    Houston is all spi cks and spooks 200 real texans live in the woods and are preparing for the revolution. Sorry bout the weird typing of te racial slurs. Pussy ass tfln won't post with racial slurs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:07pm

    I'm guessing a cock was in u

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:56am

    This is, actually, pretty fucking funny!!

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:21pm

    I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -Sasquatch

  • 55 75
    Submitted by BubblesInTheMilk on Jul 6, 10 at 5:37pm

    Haha, now that's my kind of night out

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:47pm

    Hey 408 did u vote for Obama? If you did then get the fuck outta my state. Texas has a rich history or real men and true patriots. Panty waist pussies have no place here. If you don't carry a gun and love our constitution then move to cali with all the other fuciin fruits

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:39am

    But if you know that someone took you HOME, dp you still need to figure out where you are?

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:12pm

    "fuck you kid, you're a dick!"  - Danny the tourettes guy

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    Ohh that was addressed to 2:00 not meaning 200 texans lol

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:58pm

    Anybody from Texas is full of shit.

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    TFLN is all a big hoax, these aren't really texts from anyone, they make them up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:01pm

    Wth!!.. Ahahahahah!!..

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 26, 10 at 9:45am

    3:16 win.

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:16pm

    But seriously tfln are pussys because you can't type racial slurs I bet they let you say honkey Yep see it posted fuck being politically correct

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:05pm

    You know how you "go or went home with someone" he needs to find out who he went home with and where he is at.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:22pm

    Texas is a bunch of hicks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:21pm

    god hates you, you know that right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:28pm

    mental imbalance.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:11pm

    Ughhhh gays make me wanna vomit