fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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