That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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She fuckin peed on me
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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