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  • You'll probably get diabetes when he comes though

    Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Dec 9, 12 at 3:58pm
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  • If someone asks you if you want a\nBJ you say YES

    Submitted by drunktexter13 on Dec 9, 12 at 3:30pm
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  • No homo but I think I would give him a blowjob

    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Dec 9, 12 at 4:16pm
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  • I just checked my pantry, and then sent the link to this txt to my GF... I can see her eyes rolling through the awkward silence of no reply. lol xD

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 9, 12 at 4:53pm
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  • The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has a penis to suck? He's built like a eunick!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 9, 12 at 11:59pm
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  • This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

    Submitted by BD78 on Dec 10, 12 at 12:43am
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  • Fluffernutter!

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 9, 12 at 4:52pm
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  • I could dunk my peen0r in a jar of marsmellow fluff, and lather it up nice and good for you... close enough amirite? I'm sure I'm not the only guy that'd do this either?!

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 9, 12 at 4:16pm
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  • Fictional head: Bella ought to do Dobby.

    Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 10, 12 at 5:43pm
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  • Drunktexter13: that is hilarious...well done

    Submitted by wizeguy717 on Dec 9, 12 at 4:17pm
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