can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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