Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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