But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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